Wednesday, 1 December 2010

The Twelve Tweets of Christmas

This is my Christmas ode to Twitter.

(With apologies to whoever wrote the original verse...)


On the first tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A Re-Tweet in a pear tree.

On the second tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.

On the third tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.

On the fourth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
4 WTFs
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.

On the fifth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
5 Ste-phen Frys!
4 WTFs
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And  Re-Tweet in a pear tree.

And so on and so forth, until the last verse:

On the twelfth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...

12  LMAOs
11  *stage directions*
10  hashtags trending
9    twitpics loading
8    ROFLs ROFLing
7    tweeters tweeting
6    Follow Fridays
5    Ste-phen Frys!
4    WTFs
3    Fail Whales
2    LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.


Merry Twitter Christmas one and all.

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