This is my Christmas ode to Twitter.
(With apologies to whoever wrote the original verse...)
On the first tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
A Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
On the second tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
On the third tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
On the fourth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
4 WTFs
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
On the fifth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
5 Ste-phen Frys!
4 WTFs
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
And so on and so forth, until the last verse:
On the twelfth tweet of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
12 LMAOs
11 *stage directions*
10 hashtags trending
9 twitpics loading
8 ROFLs ROFLing
7 tweeters tweeting
6 Follow Fridays
5 Ste-phen Frys!
4 WTFs
3 Fail Whales
2 LOLs
And a Re-Tweet in a pear tree.
Merry Twitter Christmas one and all.
